The 5 Brilliant Reasons Why I Missed the Bitcoin Train (And Why I'm Now Crying)

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Ever wondered why some people are living in mansions while you're still calculating if you can afford extra guacamole? Join the club of Bitcoin regret! This brutally honest (and hilariously painful) confession reveals the epic mental gymnastics that kept me from becoming a crypto millionaire. Spoiler alert: stupidity, laziness, and "expert" friends were involved.

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Published Jun 3, 2025
(updated Jun 3, 2025)

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